Ah, the ‘About Me’ section of a website. How rarely it’s actually visited. Because, in all honesty, who actually gives a shit? You want to get what you want out of this site and peace out. I get it. We’ve all got things going on, man! But, in the event that you would like to know more about me, and why the hell should even consider my random-ass opinion in a world full of so many… allow me to lay it out for you.
I received my Bachelor of Science in Neuroscience and Studio Arts. Odd, yes. Waste of money… only half true. Just kidding. Fund the arts. Anywho, after realizing that my true passion wasn’t in medicine but, rather, in beauty, I ditched the idea of a white coat and exchanged it for a classy trench, moving to NYC. I got my MBA and began working in beauty. Insert meme of success baby here.
That being said, I’ve seen just how confusing and contradictory beauty can be. There are so many terms, ingredients, and opinions, that it’s a bit hard to cut through the clutter without some guidance. I’ve seen how my own friends and family have struggled, and I want to be able to give my advice to all whom it may help. Consider me your beauty sherpa!
Let’s walk together hand-in-hand as we bypass the bullshit and pretentiousness and KEEP. IT. FUCKING. REAL. Whether you love roaming the beauty aisles for hours, or you just want to get what you need and get the hell out, I’m here to help you do it.
Broken Down Beauty. Beauty explained.